If the Packers are looking for someone to not play football for them, they need look no further. For $20 million, I'd quit football for life without looking back. Heck, I'd settle for half that, and while we're on the matter, I'd probably quit volleyball for free, because I've never liked volleyball. What gets me is I've never come close to playing for the Broncos and I've never seen a dime for it.I was geared up to complain about Favre a moment ago, but I've since lost interest, because what's the point, really? So I'll end with my strategy- I'm going to call a press conference, and break down in front of everyone (and in so doing crack open the rough 'n' tumble exterior I've always been known for), and announce that I'm retiring from not playing for the Utah Jazz, but then I'll go right back to not playing for them, and with any luck, Larry Miller will call me up and say, "Okay, Reichman, you want to play hardball? Here's a contract to NOT not play for the Jazz to the tune of 20 million clams," and bingo, I'm playing for the Jazz.
