Wild Cherry Pepsi > Cherry Coke
Cherry Coke > Regular Coke
Regular Coke > Regular Pepsi
Regular Pepsi > Johnny Depp
Everybody else in the world * > Johnny Depp
There, I've said it. If anyone tries to tell you otherwise, refer them to this little piece of internet right here, because I've already decided the matter, and they are too late.
*Except possibly Ana Lucia from Lost
